James William Barber

The Death of 'F' “A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the valiant taste of death but once. It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come.” Review & Purchase

Love Sex Horror Coffee: See what you want to see So I’m walking down the street, minding my own business, when it starts to rain. So I think maybe a coffee would be a good idea. So I step into one of those cute, little generic coffee shops. You know, those certain way stations that litter the American landscape with rivers of coffee and oceans of sweetened cream or cream substitute? Review & Purchase

Radio Mars Greetings. Mr. McFee. By Rule I must state my personal greeting of which a false greeting is punishable by death. My name is Wendy. I am a robought. I was purchased and am the current property of Mr. Harold Kushner proprietor of Ascension, Core, Incorporated. My purpose is ascension judgement and interviewing. Today we will begin the trial process by which we will determine whether you are worthy of ascension. Is that OK with you? Review & Purchase

Play with the Boy A quick story about what happened after that Don’t ask me why or how I ever get stuck with these things. I really have no choice. Ellen, my loving wife of 24 years and her sister Jane want to go see the latest Robert Evans movie and I don’t want to go. Why? I am simply not the mood for a chick flick, in fact I hate them very much and have never liked them. And, more importantly, the Bolts game is on TV tonight and I have plans to enjoy it with the swill of fine American beer. Review & Purchase